Monday, November 30, 2009

JL-NGP TIME TO RETURN FAVOUR

It all started because of our external oral exam which was scheduled a day prior to the IIFT exam.
IIFT was on 22nd and the external could well have stretched upto 2-3pm. And the only train to Nagpur that day was at 11pm which ,if on time, would have dropped me Nagpur at 7am. I did not want to travel all night and head away straight to exam hall without taking bath and performing more important chores! Other option was to take Navjeevan Express till Wardha and thereon take a bus to Nagpur. But with Indian railways the phrase 'if on time' is unavoidable and I din't want to risk it. And to add to it the rickety ST buses. Ewwwwww! No! I 'll not say that travelling on bike was my last option. In fact I Had it right in front of all the options. When it comes to reaching somewhere on time its me I rely on me the most!

Preparation
RIDER
As far as mile munching is concerned I always knew I had it in me to go long. But still 440 odd kms solo on a bike which barely qualifies as one does raise questions. Everyone just everyone will say things which will negatively influence your spirits. Last couple of days I tried to keep away from those elements.
I took few small rides in dark to get the feel of cold and check the effectiveness of bike's new headlight. I felt good enough to last for 2-3 hours continuous riding.
Pranav, my room partner, was to accompany me but he moved out at the last moment. That meant I had to ride all along alone. I took positives out of it that bike will be lighter and I will be able to clock quicker times, have safer overtakings,neutral handling , total autonomy and also a bit reduction in expenditure. On the day of departure I was very relaxed and even more confident.

BIKE
Let me tell you the 'Kawasaki Bajaj 4S Champion with R.A.C.E technology' is not the best thing you can have under your pot on a long ride.
* it does not have enough power.(7bhp only)
* pretty low top speed(85kph claimed,but it goes till 95kph almost every time you want it to. and it even clocked 103kph downhill)
* poor accelaration. It takes ages to gain speed. You wring the throttle,sleep and wake up to see that it still is trying to reach the desired speed.
* light weight. it bumps a lot even on medium size undulations.
* dynamics is pretty bad. You have to be very careful while taking turns or overtaking
*worst part is the braking. front brake is as good as show piece and the rear locks very easily under hard braking.
*electricals are very bad. You never know when your bikes headlight will go down fighting dark.
* seat is too soft for long rides. Your bums and back are going to be the biggest victims.

GOOD PARTS ARE ALSO THERE
*When 4S is being talked about first thing which comes to mind is its fuel efficiency and this bike is very fuel efficient. I had my bike pinned to 70kph on the 4lane and it ran staggering 73 kms in one litre.if one sticks to 50kph it easily can give in excess of 85kpl. Overall on my 1500km trip it gave 61.47kpl.
*Dunlop Zebra tyres-These stick very well to the surface and you can lean the bike on turns pretty surely(compared to a stock 4s)
*reliable engine- it houses a very reliable powerplant. I have taken it to Aurangabad twice and Nashik and Gadh once and not once has she failed me. I have subjected it to some harsh treatment like keeping it up an at 80kph for hours end but it has come good. The engine does not overheat provided you feed it with a good quality engine oil.(in my case it was Castrol power one)
but yeah one thing my bike,ditto me, doesn't like moving out in rain a lot. Sometimes it just refuses to move in rain for reasons unknown to me and my mechanic.
*Long seat-the seat is good enough to seat 3 in relative comfort. and on this trip it was a boon for me and my bag. Even after strapping the bag on rear seat I had 2-3 seating postures to choose from.

21st November
As already stated it was the day for my last oral exam. Our group had contacted the HOD for scheduling our exam at the earliest.But still it could not get over before11:45am. I had predicted my departure to be at 12noon so it was almost on right track. All my preparations were over by 12:20pm and I was ready to move. There were three people to wave me good bye, Pranav, Manjeet and Diwakar,not a bad start for my touring career!

BYE! BYE! JALGAON
Half an hour behind the schedule was not something I was worried about so I took a relaxed approach. Jalgaon to Bhusaval, which many a times I have done in under 30mins took more than 45 thanks to my amateurishness with strapping the bag. It kept sagging to the left every 10-12kms as if even it did not want to come along. It was irritating but I continued checking every now and then. Traffic was dense and so the progress remained slow. Bhusaval gone by I turned music on and tried catching up on time just a little bit. There were two college bunker couples on two bikes heading in the same direction. Some 5-10kms on they took a left on a deserted road. Honestly, I was damn jealous. All I had with me was this silly bag.
Some tough work in the sun but still I was running late. I reached Nandura 40mins late than planned. It should ideally have been my first stop but poor strapping ate out on my time.Called back Jalgaon to notify of my safety and moved on. It was already 3 something and all I had covered was a meagre 115kms. Sun had moved from top to back of my head and I had less than three hours of daylight left. I set a target of another 150-160km till the dusk. Roads weren't that good but still I could easily maintain 60-65kph. Reached Akola well before dark and got brakes tightened up. Last 75-80kms I had rode with bag on my shoulders. The mechanic there strapped it so well that I dint even need to look back even for once till Nagpur. He told it will take 6-7 hours to reach Nagpur that meant I could reach not before midnight.
At the onset of dark I had reached Amravati. Now I was more or less on time. So took a break atop bypass overbridge to cover me up with more layers of fabric. So now it was vest,body touch half t-shirt,full sleeve t-shirt,full sleeve sweater and finally rain suit which doubles up as wind cheater. This was more than sufficient to beat the chill. Took water, released some, embarrassingly it found its way on the road under the bridge and am really sorry for the cyclist who looked up in amazement for the source of liquid dripping in the rather dry weather..
Twilight was almost nearing end and pitch darkness followed. Roads somewhat smoothened up and maintaining 65-70kph was a stroll in park. Thanks to my bikes new headlamp assembly, I was getting some respect from the oncoming traffic and visibility even opposing the vehicles operating high beam wasn't a problem. All I had to cover up in dark was 150 odd kilometers. Amravati onwards the traffic was intriguing and road nice and smooth. By this time my bums had smelled some conspiracy and started revolting. Gathering some courage from their neighbors even my back joined them. All I had to do to keep them away lockout was to stand on footpegs every 10-20 mins. The agitation settled down as they were too tired by now to even protest. Now the road opened up into a four laner at Talegaon. The cold was bearable and bike had warmed up nicely to cover up some precious time. The next 70kms were covered up in no more than 1 hour. The bike hovering between 75-95kph during the period. Bike chewed up a Pulsar doing 80kph effortlessly. The honeymoon was not to stay for ever and nearing Nagpur road condition got very poor, full of unmarked diversions and as if that wasn't tough enough, it came sprayed with craters of all shapes. sizes and depths. One such crater launched me towards the more famous craters (on moon). We were airborne for a second and a half, good thing being we were still straight. I loved the experience. The last 35-40kms to Nagpur is really challenging. It took around an hour to complete the last leg.
9:20 and I was in front of Eternity mall. It felt awesome to have completed the journey without any glitches. Honey came there in 20mins,good enough time to inform everybody of my well being. Reached my home to be for next one week. Got to bed and even having eaten only two bananas and one orange whole day, dozed off in less than a min. One of the most satisfying sleep had me all in her arms. Now who envies those college bunkers????
Not me!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

The Mercury within Me

I lie on my bed thinking my future aspirations, motivating myself to get there and planning accordingly. In a jiffy from nowhere comes a feeling which is no more an alien to me.I find all the thoughts shrinking exactly like mercury shrinks when it comes out of a thermometer.I feel like everything is just so meaningless. Why am I running aimlessly for everything that is toatlly useless? What will I get even when I reach somewhere? Will that be the end? No. Another race against time will satrt and it will go on and on and on.I find myself totally shaken and stirred.Then I see the mercury is on the verge of vanishing completely and I can see the zero and infinity of life simultaneously.Here all my worldly life is nearing zero and whole new indefinite,infinite world opens up for me.I feel if I let the mercury vanish I will not be able to return to 'ground'.

'Immediate action required' and I pounce upon vanishing mercury hold it tight and restretch its membrane over my mental screen and tighten the bolts on all corners.Once again I evade the trap of the ultimate truth and once again I skip the question 'aakhir kyun?'

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Yet another day dream.

I watch Him playing on the floor

with a ball and all His toys

was He standing on his feet?

yea He surely was all by Himself

He appeared very happy 

just the way He was 

the way He was 2 years ago

He collides into something

and God what I see?

two pencil cells come out

out from His back

springs pop out

out from His back

He will collapse in 30

my sister says

I see Him collapsing

He tumbles into my arms

I match my breaths with His

I match my heart with His

(just the way I used to

I used to 2 years ago

when He refused to sleep

and finally He would find solace

and so would I matching

breath by breath beat by beat

and He would sleep with me)

now He smiles like the Buddha

oh! he wasnt happy with the toys

he wasnt happy with the cells

He gets a life

a life in my arms

his eyes shout to me

shout to me loud

chachaiya I dont like the toys

chachaiya I dont need the cells

just get back my life

just get back my life!

No to beggars!!!!!

I have been averting beggars for a long time now. I just never attend to them. I dont think I have always been like this.(though I do give 'alms' to eunuches just in order to prevent being subjected to their touches and a witness to immoral acts which they are never ashamed of performing in public!) Couple of weeks ago my teacher at english class was telling 'we should help people in need. even our small contributions may bring a day's food to someone. Don't you buy 5-stars and ice creams? Can't you donate the amount you 'waste' in those items to a poor?'

Previously I would look at a beggar then decide whether the person really ought to beg or its just the ease of job which makes him beg, then only i would give him or deny him respectively. So what transformed a philanthrope to a stonehearted person? I overheard my dad once telling to mom that only the person who earns has the right to do public service.(it was in regards to some 'chanda' which mom had to give to local boys for some saraswati puja or similar stuff.) And it really struck me big time. He was absolutely correct, its he who earns working his heart out, who are we to do 'daan-dharm' of that money?(and rise a step closer towards heaven!)

Following that whenever i encountered a beggar his words would ring in my mind-'only the person who earns has the right.............'.So i dint even pay attention to any beggar that day onwards.And i felt rightly so.

Couple of days ago when I was coming out of a sweet and jalpaan griha i came acroos yet another. He appeared to be in his early 80s, was dark skinned, sported thick glasses and was frail. He confronted me and stated his 'raam katha' but my dad's quote overpowered his weak voice.I kick started my bike and released clutch it surged forward crushing the old man's hopes mercilessly. But I,hell, dont know where from a voice instructed brakes to be applied-'Dont you buy 5-stars and ice creams?' Even before the bike could come to stop the beggar had sprinted back and resumed his 'raam katha' and all what God would do if I helped him. I peeked into my purse, I dint have any change.All I had were few 500 notes and a Rs.10 note.

'Baba change nahin hain. phir kabhi.'

'arre dekh na beta'

'nahin hai toh kahaan se doon?'

Then he splayed his 'earning hand'  forward and said

'Beta ye 6-7 rupaiye hai ye le le jo hai wo de de'

Waah! I was astonished. How can he make a deal? Then I thought not a big deal, let me hand him over Rs.10 note and take wat all he has.

'ye lo.'

believe me before my 'lo' was over he had 'confiscated' the note and moved couple of steps backward with the same nimbleness he had shown to get back to my bike!

Ah! Feeling cheated I cursed my mam then myself and then the beggar who 'ironically' was still blessing me from a distance.

Now thanks to that bloody cheat no voice whomsoever is going to overpower my dad's for a long time to come. And am a deaf ear to all the begagars again and more importantly to lectures on helping them!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

A deprived's day dream devastated!


Yesterday in the noon time I caught a nap & was rewarded with a short but very 'sweet' dream.I dreamt that I was walking hand in hand with a girl and she was taking me to her home.We appeared to be a very happy and content couple.I touched her lips and stealithly tasted my finger when she wasnt watching.Yummy!Literally she tasted so sweet or was it her flavoured lipstick?Who cares!I help her jump over a small wall in the way.I could sense that we were very close to her home and alas my dream got shattered by the 3pm alarm Akon 'blaring' Lonely! I m Mr.Lonely! I have no body for my ownnnnnnnnn........! God! Why does it always end at the climax? Cursing my misfortune I leave my bed and true to my nature I come up with a positive-Dont they say day dreams come true???Yippie!

Hmmm! Let me tell you when things appear to be favourable for me I can give any superstition a chance. But if the dream is a sad one I brush it off 'scientifically'.Huh!Just another game of subconscious,partially active mind!

Then I uttered God let it be true and moved on.And forgot it.

Late evening yesterday I was chatting with a beautiful friend of mine just teasing her over childish things ki achanak:-

annonymous- hmmmm

                         u know i love you

                me-wat?  ( i wish i hadnt reacted this way!lol by the time my heart might have done the work of a whole day in a second!)

annonymous-dont panic (y the hell should i panic?lol)

                 me-kidding?

annonymous-nahin (hey bhagwan itna fast processing!kya baat hai!)

                       as a friend yaar! u r so sweet! (sweet??? nahinnnnnnnnn not me it was the girl in my dream who was sweet!)

                 me-by the way why should i panic if someone loves me?(how can i be so  diplomatic in such situations!?)          

annonymous-hmmm if the love is unexpected (ab kaun samjhaye madam ko? arre bhai unexpected hi hai na unwanted toh nahin na!!!!!kaun bataye kaise kaise khwaab yahaan raat toh raat din mein bhi haunt karte hain!) 

As a friend??? Am not so sure about what exactly it means. I have had unpleasant history with the phrase but the circumstances are completely different for sure. Haan 'as a friend' in the latest case really makes me feel very special!                                       

Irrespective of frame and form love is always pure. I respect her for that and also thank her for making my daydream come true regardless of it being partially true! Need to work harder and sleep more frequently in the day time!

Friday, July 10, 2009

NGP-JL non stop!


9pm

"saab parking se nikaal doon kya?"

'naah!'

"city se nikaal doon kya?"

'zarurat hai kya?' in a bit rough manner.

and here am set for non stop Nagpur to Jalgaon 8 hours long drive at night. wow! its heavenly! infact i dont want to go to heaven they dont have cars over there!

right turn from under the aadivasi govari uddaan bridge and here we head towards amravati.jostling for space in the not so thick nagpur traffic.fiat linea fighting neck to neck but i wont let it 'win'.

"saab aaram se!" comes a voice from back seat.

"saab pitaji ka phone aaya tha. bole baarish mein gaadi slip karti hai."

oh! yea! dats some valuable advice! i must remember.

the road is under construction and u never know when would it bifurcate and when it signs a merger with another road!

'yesssss!' i just avoided three craters at gud enuf speed! and a punch in the air!

"saab dhabe pe rokna."

and there we stop he went to have his dinner. i had already had chinese and mix juice supplemented by vitalising red bull!(it was my first time and it dint taste dat good.)

he comes back wid a bottle of mineral water and a good news dat the road is very good for next 50kms.

now its the time to press the throttle cover up some distance. but weather slows me down a bit.

when it clears i find heaven. amravati bypass-its gorgeous! i pick up speed jam the needle to around 90kph and hum a few songs to keep me active.

ah yet another toll booth.

'kitna?'

"10"

a cop comes to my window i get a bit worried because i dont even have a driving license for a LMV and am driving a commercial LMV.

"Sir ye bhaiya ko agle toll booth tak chhod denge?"

'ah! sure!'

the road is great and i push the engine harder. it comes to life and starts chewing the miles.

'bhaiya zara bottle ka seal tod dena.' i hand him over the bisleri bottle.he obliges.all i get for my smooth n swift driving between the toll booths is an exemption at the too booth i drop him there dat means a saving of Rs.10.

its already past midnight and the words of wisdom from the rear seat have tranformed to long chain of snores.i like those when am driving, it makes me feel the person is easy with my driving and the ride is more or less smooth.though he jumped up for few late brakings for most of the part he was asleep. and wen he woke up in between he never forgot to threaten-"main chalaun kya? neend aa rahi hai?"

'arre nahin aaram karo!'

So what makes night driving so fascinating? less traffic,less distractions,no cattles,cyclists and bikers to hinder smooth progress,empty markets and towns,absence of unwanted horn beeps,sense of oneness with darkness. night driving on highways is ultimate pleasure.the downside being poor roads,poor visiblity,drunk overstressed truck drivers,glare of high beam and the 'hool' that truck walas give when u r not punctual in giving low beam or when u r just a fraction late in getting out of their way!one such trailer driver almost got successful in knocking me off the road.he cleared the frontal portion and left whole of the trailer lumbering to my side of the road i did pretty well to negotiate it but it was a fairly close shave!

Jalgaon-68kms.

"saab main thoda aur so loon sawa ghante mein gaadi aapke room par hone ko hona!"

'arre! aisa thode hi hota hai. let me take my time.'

i stick to 85kph thereafter and he sticks to his snoring. its 4am and i am still feeling good enough to continue going on and on. cant say it was for the red bull or anyway i was going to perform the way i was doing.this is something i have dreamt of doing all my childhood,its like dream come true!

they say most accidents take place in the first or the last leg of journey. so i get a bit more cautious and try not to take anything for granted.but still the poor cautionary signals catch me a bit unaware when i get confused mid way a turn that whether it was leading to the left or to the right. in another nano second i am back on track and finish the journey with clinical perfection.

4:53am-mission accomplished!

so this was my first long trip i.e.from jalgaon-chandrapur-nagpur-jalgaon in which i dint do a single mistake. its quite an achievement! atlast i did it.it makes my driver from whom i have learnt driving to say that i completely resemble his driving and am no different!

cheers!

12 hours gone am still hallucinating of passing trucks and the steering inputs! and the hangover was to an extent that i literally lifted my right foot off the foot rest of my bike as in cars to brake!

hope another chance beckons me soon and for an even longer distance!

how about Jalgaon to Muzaffarpur in couple of days? where are my road atlases?

TIPS FOR NIGHT DRIVING

1.Do not overspeed.Never go beyond 85kph. 90 must be the limit on any vehicle on any road and under any environmental condition in India.

2.Do not overdrive i.e. do not ride in speeds higher than the distance u can see.

3.Use dipper(low beam) at night.Now this might be the zillionth time u r reading this.(contless times behind a lumbering truck!) Dipper is not just for others its equally useful for u. Even if the approaching vehicle driver is not putting the lights to low beam you make it a habit to do so. cse at least u will be visible to him and u can be avoided from a crash or misjudgement on his part.

4.Put ur light on high beam 2 seconds before u pass a vehicle so that u will not be blanked by the glare and can se wats in front well in advance.Do not also put it earlier than two seconds because that gives the truck drivers a chance to swerve their vehicle towards u as a mark of protest! I love that! But most of the times I try to avoid that by not giving them chance to even think of doing that.

5.While overtaking the sequence of switching ur light must be as follows-

when u get near to a vehicle keep it low beam.When there is no approaching traffic move to right flash high beam and when u find dat u have been given way to overtake put it back to low so that he is not blinded by the glare in his mirror and can allow ur passage comfortably.

6.While overtaking at night always have extra 6-7seconds in your hand because it becomes very difficult to judge the speed and distance of approaching vehicle in dark.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Home alone!

it surprises me more than it could to anybody else dat am really writing a blog. and dat is because i know i have no experience watsoever of 'public writing'. i shud admit dat i am as bad a diary writer as u possibly can find!

so i now get into the league of greats like amir khan,laloo prasad and many others as  blog writers! no, its not dat i believe myself to be anywhere near to them in greatness dat is. just dat i came across anukriti sharma's blog accidently and loved it. i rarely get 'inspired' by somebody to 'imitate' sumthing but many other factors this time almost compelled me to get to the keyboard publicly!

one of them being the solitude am in, here in jalgaon post my third year examinations.i have held myself back here so as to prepare for the competition the world throws at me after i get through my graduation. and more importantly it gives me ample oppurtunity to slow down and also lots of  'time to stare' as they say in school books world over! i sincerely hope all the dust of anxiety brewing widin me just settles down and i get to understand myself a bit more intelligibly.

in one of the issues of RD i had once read a quote which goes like- YOU CANT BE LONELY IF YOU LIKE THE PERSON YOU ARE ALONE WITH.(i scribbled it as it is on one of the walls of my room wen i used to live all alone in a flat during my first year in engg.) I dont know if it was the quote dat changed the way i look at solitude or it just helped me realise the way i felt about it but still it is very close to my heart.it imparts me all the strength(which in the first place i never think i ever needed!) when i am alone.

Solitude does bring out the best from/in you in the form of art,music,philosophy,religiousness, and on an earthly grounds, in academics. i am really thankful for the times in solitude which has immensely affected the way i appraoach the world today.and mind it, a person who is affined to solitude must not necessarily be an introvert.an intovert is one who keeps it all to himslf and is unwilling to share himself wid the outer world but wen u go into solitary times u give urself a slice of urself!the two scenarios are completely non-conflicting as far as i have known.

give me the license to be more boring and i wud tell exactly how has the ekakipan helped my thought process develop and made me inert towards the various events which usually do corrode one's cheerful being on this 'lonely planet'!

hmmmmm! i guess its enough for the first day.

waiting for all of urs most unlikely responses!

love u all!